Last year, we attended a fundraiser for Tammy Baldwin, attended by Elizabeth Warren. It was at a brewpub, and it was packed. We didn’t even get close in the line to get our pictures with these two political rockstars before we bailed; but I bumped into Tony Evers, who was just former School Superintendent at the time and had just announced his candidacy for Governor, aiming at Turdwaffle. So I shook his hand, and wished him the best of luck. He smiled, saying “We don’t need luck. We’re going to win.” I laughed and congratulated him on his confidence. But you know what they say – If you come at the king, you’d best not miss. Tony knew what he was talking about, and didn’t miss. He’s going to be excellent, and it should be mentioned that Mandela Barnes, his Lt. Gov, is also going to be excellent.
And since I just finished the biography of Scott Miller, Here is his band Game Theory with their take on the post title; they used it as an interstitial noise collage before the classic album Lolita Nation started proper with the song “Not Because You Can”.
I went to bed with the Gov race essentially tied, and my wife preceded me with a disgusted “that fucker Cruz won, and it looks like Walker is going to pull his own ass out of the fire again”. I agreed, and rather than hit the bourbon, I went to bed too. But I woke up before the alarm, and checking my phone, I found that Milwaukee had coughed up 47,000 additional ballots which put Tony over the top. Milwaukee hates hates hates Turdwaffle since he was County Exec, and got out of town just before the pitchforks and tar-and-feathers crowd got to him.
And in one of the most delightful bits of schadenfreude ever, Walker and his craven Lege had passed a restriction on recounts, only allowing them in the state when the difference is less than 1%. How much was Tony ahead? 1.2%!!!
Sad to say, Ironstache could not pull it out in Paul Ryan’s old district, which was disappointing but given the demographics, was a long pull anyways. Randy will be back.
Also, disappointing that Beto did not take down that simpering asshole Cruz. But let’s remember, he was never even supposed to get into striking distance! However, as I said, if you come at the King, you’d best not miss…. but Beto gives a memorable speech to his supporters:
If foot-in-mouth Biden can be a VP, Beto who drops an f-bomb is certainly qualified. Just saying.
But the real deal is that the Democrats made a historic wave, against all the structural advantages the Republicans and the small-population states have, and against all the ridiculous gerrymandering that has been going on for decades. Democrats have to outperform Shitheads by at least 7 points to just break even. In the Senate, the Democrats out performed the Crapweasels by something like 12 points (for some reason I can’t find the actual numbers right now THE INTERNET IS BORKEN!) and still lost seats…
So the Democrats have taken decisive control of the House. More than the supposed Tea Party wave, but we expect the calls for civility and reaching across the aisle to start before this weekend. But fuck that: Nancy, use that hammer! Maxine, start beating on banks. In any case, Trump now has to face a check on what he thinks is unrestrained power, and he will not react well; he already is melting down and taking too many of his medications. I would not be surprised if seeing Jim Acosta on his blessed Glass Teat inspires a full-fledged stroke or heart attack.
But here’s the thing. For two years, us liberals have been reeling and feeling like we have lost everything we have worked for, and suffering from more than a little depression and PTSD. And yes, we have lost things; but I came of age with Reagan, and had to live through TWO fucking Bushes. We lost a lot over many years. And we can survive, and we can be better; remember when there were no such things as same-sex marriages? And there are people you know, right now, who can remember when women could not access safe abortions. The Shitweasels never stop trying to spread their hatred and authoritarianism.
We can’t, stop, either.