Post for mikey.
Out of sorts. Tummy hurts.
O good dog, are YOU in the right place. Have you READ the last week of posts I’ve made?
What I need is some shit that’s not mine so I could break it and not be pissed at myself tomorrow for breaking my shit.
Do you have neighbors?
Awesome sauce not working – I’d like to hit Sailor Jerry with a shovel.
One of those square, flat ones, not the kind you dig dirt with.
I have extra shovels. Not only TWO of the traditional spade-shape long-moment-arm zombie-whackers, but one of the square ones you refer to, and IN addition, a wide blade curvy one designed for shoveling coal. We are ALL about the manual labor here chez zombie. You pick one and I will direct you at the most likely neighbor to hit with it.
Ans then, after things calm down and the police have been placated, we have awesome sauce cocktails all around. Or just beer, if things have still not settled down. And a dog that will bark at anything still moving.
Dude. Milwaukee is really YOUR kind of town. Except for the winter and all.