Poison in my bloodstream, poison in my pride

Posted: June 22, 2011 in Uncategorized

…I’m after rebellion, I’ll settle for lies.

Postin TWO videos!


For those not Smut Clyde, it can be noted that this is an awesome cover of an old Blue Öyster Cult song.

  1. vs says:

    TWO vids? In ONE day? Kinkay.

  2. He’s going after BBBB’s (gold) record, vs.

  3. Vs says:

    That was a gangbang of posting. Something that should only be undertaken by professionals.

  4. Agreed. I am just posting videos, anyway.

  5. eleven posts in five days. Weasel on meth territory, though.

  6. vacuumslayer says:

    You won’t achieve true blogging nirvana til you show a little cleavage, though.

  7. awww, fuck me. vs must have changed to a different device that hadn’t been initially moderated.

    Now I won’t hear the end of it though. Maybe I will just go to all moderation?

  8. vacuumslayer says:

    Oops. This may be my fault.

  9. no…no, I am sure it is my fault somehow.

    perhaps I did not listen to enough Top 40 ray-dio today.

    Today’s downloads: Carlin’s final album, Weird Al’s newest (fuck YOU Sirius Lunacy) and Bon Iver’s new one. Not Top 40, not even close.

  10. Whale Chowder says:

    Nice and trance-y but I had to bail at the screeching in the last minute or so. It was like I imagine VS’ childbirth sounded.

  11. Whale Chowder says:

    God. Bon Iver on Colbert was nearly unlistenable. Sorry.

    But that’s why there’s lots of different musical stylees.

  12. ooo, I like screechy noisey music. BIG fan of Sonic Youth, after all.

    That Top 40 band Sonic Youth.

  13. God. Bon Iver on Colbert was nearly unlistenable

    Gosh, that song sold me on his new album. of course, as I said above, I like the noisy stuff, so the little skronky breakdown really did it for me.

  14. vacuumslayer says:

    I feel a FUCK YOU creeping into my fingers.





    Fuck. It’s not like it’s a Rickroll or a goatse link. Or even a fishlink.

  17. vacuumslayer says:

    I would click but it’s not Top 40

  18. …in any case, SOMEONE finally clicked the fucking link, so CONTENT under way.

    But AWESOME SAUCE is being topically applied, so I make no promises as to how it may turn out.

    Further updates as events warrant.

  19. Another Kiwi says:

    I have never been to a blog where you have to work so fucking hard just to get the blogger to post. What about tying a bit of Palinbrain (unused after all) onto a model train and let the zombie chase it round all day. that would be funny and we could be lazy.

  20. shuddup and go get that Mekons song, you silly upside-downer.

  21. Whale Chowder says:

    OK, I clicky teh linky and it was full of awesome sauce (not the Sailor Jerry kind so far as I know). Thanks.

    Now make with the posts, Zombie.

  22. Now that vs has spawned, I felt no compunction about sending her to 3Bulls, because it would be unlikely to damage Dudeskull.

  23. vacuumslayer says:

    No, that’s my job now.

    Anyway, I am stingy in my clicking of links cuz I’m pretty sure no one clicks mine. But i do actually try to listen to most of your stuff. BECAUSE I AM A NICE PERSON. Will give this a listen when I get a moment to m’self.

  24. Whale Chowder says:

    I looked at yours, now you look at mine. Here’s another.

    Sorry, VS, but I’ll be on a plane Friday, so here’s my RMF offering to all y’all.

  25. Will give this a listen when I get a moment to m’self.

    so, like, when Dudeskull goes to college?

  26. Whale Chowder says:

    so, like, when Dudeskull goes to college?

    Nah, he’ll stop talking to her when he’s like 13.

  27. vacuumslayer says:

    I looked at yours, now you look at mine.

    Oooooooooooh. The ‘Slayer approves.

  28. vacuumslayer says:

    Here’s another.

    omg, who designed the sets for that video? Me?

  29. vacuumslayer says:

    I can haz the song in the video? It’s really haunting. Very VS. Very ‘Slayer. And no, I don’t mean SLAYER, dumbass.

  30. vacuumslayer says:

    And as you can see, I didn’t have to wait for college.

  31. Another Kiwi says:

    Woo hoo listened to Mekons, like!!

  32. Another Kiwi says:

    Also Mother Mother, very good. Lufferly video

  33. mikey says:


    Out of sorts. Tummy hurts.

    Not gonna listen to any music right now.

    What I need is some shit that’s not mine so I could break it and not be pissed at myself tomorrow for breaking my shit.

    Awesome sauce not working – I’d like to hit Sailor Jerry with a shovel.

    One of those square, flat ones, not the kind you dig dirt with.

    Actually, I don’t own a shovel. Here I am, a grown man without a shovel. The only tool I’ve got is a little tiny hammer with flowers enameled on it (it’s for hanging pictures), eleven pairs of needlenose pliers (I fucking LOVE needlenose pliers) and a pair of hemostats. Oh, and a couple of Leatherman – type multi tools.

    If I had to build a deck I’d have to take hostages and make their families build the deck in return for their loved ones lives.

    Conclusion. I kind of suck…

  34. WC, that reminds me a lot of Book Of Love, from the old New Wave days.

    But also, I see a lot of similarities to one digression that the Mekons did: I suggest you check out the album Me, very heavy on electronica and beats.

    here’s an older one”

    well, hell, Whale you got me started. I really don’t give much of a fuck if anybody clicks them; after all, I will inevitably post them again.

  35. Conclusion. I kind of suck…


  36. M. Bouffant says:

    Well look at that …

  37. M. Bouffant says:

    Pls. delete, dint work. Thank you.

  38. What Mekons link?

    Isn’t this post about Poison, anyways?

  39. Pls. delete, dint work. Thank you.

    nope. We are all about owning our mistakes here.

  40. OK, my video posting just resulted in everybody leaving, and me listening to the Mekons playlist…..

    But considering I only have half a bottle of Awesome Sauce, that actually works for me.

  41. vacuumslayer says:

    I only left cuz there was no response to my posts…and taking to yourself is only fun if you’ve got an audience…and you can make people think yer CRAZY.

  42. Whale Chowder says:

    and you can make people think yer CRAZY.

    No worries there, VS.

    I liked that QOTSA thing and at least the firs Mekons tune. Might have to look further into the Mekons. I always thought QOTSA was more sludgy, like Mud Honey. Might have to look at them more too. Also.

  43. herr doktor bimler says:

    You won’t achieve true blogging nirvana til you show a little cleavage, though.
    Does butt cleavage count? AFAF.

    Here I am, a grown man without a shovel. The only tool I’ve got is … and a pair of hemostats.
    Am I alone in finding that kinda disturbing? Why is mikey against entrenching tools?

  44. vacuumslayer says:

    Anyone else looking forward to smut’s forthcoming butt cleavage post? No? Just me?

  45. not even a little bit.

    Hairy Australian ass. DO NOT WANT.

  46. vacuumslayer says:


    And since when is smut Australian?

  47. herr doktor bimler says:

    I got your hairy Australian ass here.
    The last thing a predator sees after venturing into a wombat’s burrow.


    The wombat’s name is Clyde?

  49. vacuumslayer says:

    I got your hairy Australian ass here.

    It probably doesn’t speak well of me that I clicked knowing there was a chance I was actually going to see a hairy butt. BUTT, I do trust Smut to always stray from the beaten path, so I suspected it might be some weird animal or woodcut or something.

  50. yeah, at least it wasn’t something totally appalling like goatse or a Celine video or Mekons songs or anything….

  51. vacuumslayer says:


  52. VS says goatse = Top 40.


  53. vacuumslayer says:

    Oh god, zombie. Just dip my pigtails in the inkwell already.

  54. Oh fuck, you have PIGTAILS?!?!??!

    what a turnoff.

  55. vacuumslayer says:

    It’s a vestigial tail! I can’t help it, asshole! Mom says it makes me special.

  56. keep it up and I will start editing your comments to constantly express your love of the Mekons.

  57. mikey says:

    Dan Dare doesn’t know it…

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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