The Laws Have Changed

Posted: July 12, 2011 in Uncategorized

Wisconsin Resident and Darwin Award Contender celebrates Turdwaffle Walker’s signing of Concealed Carry Bill:

Note that the law allows an online safety course to suffice as adequate training.  I am excited to be a part of this rightwing social engineering!  What could possible go wrong?

Could be worse; could be Ohio, who now allows concealed firearms in bars; as long as you’re not drinking, because that would be silly.

mikey’s affection for firearms notwithstanding, if America’s unreasonable  fetish for guns can’t be slowed by HAVING A MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD, we all might as well invest in Kevlar vests.  Actually, investing in the stock of manufacturers of guns and body armor probably makes sense; that is, if anybody still has a “job” that “pays” them a “wage” that could be used to “invest”.

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  1. To this we add the crazy C**t from AZ, duly elected by the teabaggers last year, who carries her gun onto the floor of the state senate and as an added bonus..it doesn’t have a safety slide.

    These jackholes are giving gun owners like moi a really bad name.

    BTW, 86 comments on the last post..good job! 😉

  2. Great minds think alike evidently as I posted on the AZ nutter this very morning, prior to stopping by your humble abode here.

  3. BTW, 86 comments on the last post..good job!

    hmpf. Wait till you see an episode of Zardoz that really takes off….I will probably lock a thread down when it gets out of hand like that, though; the stench of all those hip boots and red singlets is terrible

    I stopped by your post on that, and started a comment about Concealed Carry and Scott Walker….then thought better of it. Modern America, yanno?

  4. Hip boot stench is horrible dude. So is tennis shoe stench but the BallnChain™ refuses to let me burn his favorite footwear.

    When he pisses me off I will steal said footwear, bury it half a mile away, then blame it on the critters.

    You didn’t leave me a comment? How fucking rude is that? My little bloggy is new and doesn’t get shit for comments yet..I am jonesing bad, especially after our long-assed thread on the guitar post this weekend.

  5. mikey says:

    Maybe I’m just unclear on what a ‘safety slide’ might be, but very few third gen autos have a manual external safety.

    As the easiest example, there is no external safety on any Glock.

    The safeties are built into the action and the trigger group. Safeties do not make a weapon safe – safe handling makes a weapon safe. No revolver has EVER had an external safety.

    However, pointing any handgun at someone you do not intend to perforate is inherently stupid and unsafe, regardless of the quantity of mechanical safety features present…

  6. you know, almost every time you get into a political argument with wingnuts, at some point one of the douche-canoes will nearly inevitably crow “remember which side has all the guns!” or “second Amendment remedies” or some such bullshit.

    Leftwing gun owners like Dusty and mikey aside, if the nutter in the video is an example of their expertise in this area, I don’t think I am particularly worried, unless their goal is to incapacitate through laughter….

  7. mikey says:

    I actually think we’re pretty much better at EVERYTHING than they are. It’s hard to to be brilliant or successful when your worldview is entirely based on things that are easily proved untrue…

  8. vacuumslayer says:

    Oh goody! Gun talk! Well-versed on this subject. Only thing I know more about is hockey.

  9. Kathleen says:

    it’s fun to play “gun or firework?” at night.

  10. vacuumslayer says:

    ” I don’t think I am particularly worried, unless their goal is to incapacitate through laughter….”

    They don’t need guns for that.

  11. watch the slow motion of Quick Draw Half-wit up there, and tell me you didn’t have a special chortle….

  12. B^4 says:

    Silly wingnut, you’ll shoot your eye out!

  13. Kathleen says:

    there is some left-over party coca-cola in the office fridge. I feel the need to go get rum and limes.

  14. Silly wingnut, you’ll shoot your eye out!

    that’s the next video.

  15. WHAT KIND OF OFFICE DOESN’T HAVE RUM AND LIMES?

  16. …umm, presuming Kathleen is in an office.

    If you’re at home, Kathleen I AM AFRAID I AM EVEN MORE ALARMED.

  17. Oh. wait. She said “office fridge”

    Carry on.

  18. heh. I am writing a Code Analysis document to one of the State Plan Examiners, and got my cut and pasting mixed up between that and these comments. So when I went back and started a new paragraph, I pasted in “Silly wingnut. You’ll shoot your eye out!” into a paragraph about wheelchair accessible toilet compartments. I tell you, the temptation to leave it in is FIERCE.

  19. yes, I am fluffing my own posts up with comments.

    I am not proud, I thought we had established that. Do try to keep up.

  20. vacuumslayer says:

    I like to imagine your threads as flaccid porn stars…so fluff away?

  21. I question the question mark.

  22. flaccid porn stars…

    Also, that is Google Bait if I ever saw it.

  23. Kathleen says:

    So when I went back and started a new paragraph, I pasted in “Silly wingnut. You’ll shoot your eye out!” into a paragraph about wheelchair accessible toilet compartments. I tell you, the temptation to leave it in is FIERCE.

    LOL

  24. Kathleen says:

    WHAT KIND OF OFFICE DOESN’T HAVE RUM AND LIMES?

    I KNOW

  25. vacuumslayer says:

    Google Bait is the worst porn I ever saw.

  26. Kathleen says:

    seriously. They start out cleaning their fishing gear, and then one of them brings out the can of worms, and …. I don’t want to go on.

  27. vacuumslayer says:

    People doin it in nothing but hipwaders…simply awful.

  28. cue “Detachable Penis” reference in 3..2..1…

  29. Tin soldiers and Nixon coming…
    ~

  30. I am now unable to concentrate on accessible toilet stalls because I am so distraught over Kathleen’s situation!

    No rum! No limes! WHY, THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE ICE CUBES, PEOPLE!

    I would send some of my rum through the intertubes, if they worked that way. mikey is nearby; maybe he can be deputized for a Sailor Jerry’s drop….

  31. thunder is gonna be banned if he ever makes me think of Nixon coming ever again.

  32. vacuumslayer says:

    What? He just meant back from the dead.

  33. Kathleen says:

    I have corrupted my co-workers and we are now LEAVING. I believe we are going to partake of bourbon.

  34. Kathleen says:

    how can I be expected to STAY AND WORK in a place of such limited supplies?

  35. exactly. Set the lobby on fire as you leave.

  36. vacuumslayer says:

    Zombie Nixon porn!

  37. incidentally, in my experience, people who use the word “partake” are invariably stoners.

    BUSTED, KATHLEEN!

  38. He just meant back from the dead.

    Isn’t that bad enough?

    WHAT ELSE coULD IT MEAN!!?!?!?

  39. out of 9 comments by vacuumslayer on this thread, 67% of them reference porn.

    Kids today.

  40. mikey says:

    “Set the lobby on fire as you leave.”

    Everyone send in ten dollars and I’ll fly to Milwaukee and teh Zombizzle and I will just walk around the neighborhood until everything is smoldering ashes and toxic shock, or Homeland Security sends enough big lumpy doods to beat us into submission.

    Either way, we’re talking kinetic art…

  41. mikey says:

    “vacuumslayer says:
    July 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Oh goody! Gun talk! Well-versed on this subject. Only thing I know more about is hockey.”

    OK, this is gonna be GREAT. First, .50 BMG or .338 Lapua? Second, 5.56 NATO or 6.8 Rem SPC? Third, 125 grain Federal .357 JHPs or 200 grain .45 Flying Ashtrays?

    Fourth, why aren’t any of those ladies in your artwork armed with firearms? Swords are dumb….

  42. vacuumslayer says:

    I was taught by the LIBERAL MEDIA that referencing porn makes me sound sexy.

  43. mikey says:

    That’s pretty cool. I like the sub-plots in the picture frames. A dozen years or so ago I went to a demo at NAB where they had an image of a gallery of paintings, and each painting was a live stream from a different video source in real time. It’s kind of old hat now, but back then we were totally blown away.

    For future reference, this is the coolest looking REAL gun – the Steyer AUG.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Aug

    It’s interesting to note that it has been adopted by the Upsidedownies armies ’cause they figure if their doods look hella badass they won’t have to, you know, FIGHT anyone. I think it’s a pretty good theory.

    As a point of personal history, I was carrying one when I met Tammy Faye Baker. I told the Subster about it:

    http://houseofsubstance.blogspot.com/2010/02/for-mikeys-among-us.html?showComment=1266380148086#c2679611757265185679

  44. VS, that is one fine work of art woman.

  45. vacuumslayer says:

    Awww, thanx, Dusty. 😀

  46. Another Kiwi says:

    @VS:I followed some links to other paintings and you an artist, ma’am. Nothing else for it.
    We got the rifles Mikey. I guess ammo costs extra, eh?

  47. herr doktor bimler says:

    I am now unable to concentrate on accessible toilet stalls
    Moar pr0n Google bait.

    got my cut and pasting mixed up between that and these comments
    ZRM has been hitting the office rum-&-lime supplies.

  48. herr doktor bimler says:

    Incidentally I approve of this gravatar which is a surprisinggly close likeness.

  49. I guess ammo costs extra, eh?

    Yeah, but not that much; SureShot Nugent up there can afford to pump rounds into his own leg.

  50. herr doktor bimler says:

    I meant to do that.

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