“Fuck You, It’s Stairway To Gilligan”

Posted: July 17, 2011 in Uncategorized

WordPress has some site stats and other widgets built into the platform, which I admit I have become a bit obsessed with.  Do you know this is my 26th post?  And there have been over 500 comments?
Also you guys stop by WAY MORE RARELY on weekends.  So obviously, you all need to be fired for fucking around on the internet during the workday.

I don’t get many searches that land people on this crappy blog, because most of you who comment here are completely twisted and unAmerican and have this dump bookmarked.  And Thanks!

But today there was a search for “zardoz zombie rotten mcdonald”

and the totally depressing part?  This crappy stupid blog doesn’t show up until number 6.  Also, about 78,300 results.  Who’s been posting zardozes as me?

FUCK.

PS. to Jennifer.  The title was taken from a FHL live recording I have.  Yes, you can hear me on the recording.

PPS.  vs is BANNED.

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Comments
  1. vacuumslayer says:

    People like you. Accept this.

    This ban seems…weak.

  2. mikey says:

    I hardly ever look at the stats on my blog. They’re not enlightening. I once wrote a post called “Spare the rod, spoil the child” and another called “Don’t take the world serious” and those turn out to be massively overused google searches. I comment on blogs all over the place, so people come from The Atlantic, Mother Jones, Wired, CAP, TAP, all manner of places. I’m wildly popular in Iran, Ukraine and India, and only somewhat less so in Germany and France. Canada is number two, unlikely to all be hundreds of instances of Substance. Firefox users actually outnumber all other browsers combined.

    On the other hand, I put up like four posts this weekend. I didn’t do anything constructive. Other than going for a walk yesterday afternoon and this morning, I pretty much didn’t do jack diddly. Of the diddly family.

    I’ma go get a nice cool rum drink now.

  3. So obviously, you all need to be fired for fucking around on the internet during the workday.

    Oh, you got me. I’m so busted for blogging during work.

    But today there was a search for “zardoz zombie rotten mcdonald”

    That was moi, you can even find the link posted at the end of Roy’s comment section.

    so you guys stop by WAY MORE RARELY on weekends.

    Alternate theory: the internet is dying.
    ~

  4. yeah, that internet thing is just a fad.

    OK, thundra, now it’s going to be your fault rather than fish’s. THIS TIME.

    But annoyingly enough, after today? The first two hits on that search are this post.

    Hmpf. Fucking Google self-correcting. Now I can’t even whine about it anymore. Who is Google to take away my whining?

  5. vacuumslayer says:

    My stats are so fucking boring it’s pathetic. People need to say more outrageous, offensive things when commenting.

  6. vacuumslayer says:

    Bringing up “Human Centipede” was prolly a good start.

  7. B^4 says:

    The title was taken from a FHL live recording I have

    Foghorn Leghorn recorded an album?

    I thought the title referred to this.

  8. mikey says:

    So I clicked on BCarret4’s link, and meh.

    But I found this:

    And I am complete…

  9. Zombie rotten mcdonald says:

    FHL=Free Hot Lunch. You’ve never heard of them or seen them, BBBB, unless you followed one of my links and bought their DVD.

    Yes the Stairway to Gilligan link is the inspiration for their playing the song: but as I said, the quote was from a Free Hot Lunch show I was listening to, where Jeff Laramie yelled it in response to the annoying calls for Freebird.

    [/explaining voice]

  10. besides, wouldn’t Foghorn Leghorn be either FL or FHLH?

    Ya gots, I say ya gots Foghorn Leghorn on the BRAIN, son!

    [/Foghorn Leghorn]

  11. Von says:

    If only.
    Sigh.

  12. Of course the intertoobs are a fad. Now that Gore has retired, gotten huge and runs a subprime third world network..why would the intertoobs stay strong?

  13. why would the intertoobs stay strong?

    Porn?

  14. People need to say more outrageous, offensive things when commenting.

    I think that will be easy.

  15. I can’t believe S McG just said that!

    P.S. Nice gravatar. It must be hell getting in and out of the car, though…
    ~

  16. OK, this is awesome:

    today, two searches that landed someone here were “fuck” and “fuck you it’s magic”

  17. today, two searches that landed someone here were “fuck” and “fuck you it’s magic” Jaysus, a fine bunch of fucknuts were sure to be looking for that on the google.

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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