Bad Religion

Posted: September 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

 

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

 

THREE BULLS HAS CLASSIFIED ZOMBIE COMMENTS AS SPAM.

 

….well, I guess that’s kind of hard to argue with.

 

BUT STILL.

AND ME AN OFFICIAL ZOMBUDSPANTS.  C.O.B.A. SHALL HEAR OF THIS.  AND POSSIBLY THE C.C.A.  CERTAINLY THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF LEFT-HANDED LUTE POLISHERS!

 

HEADS.  SHALL.  ROLL.

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Comments
  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Embedding disabled… I was always partial to “20st Century Digital Boy”.

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Uh, 20th. Cut me some slack, it’s almost the end of the workday.

  3. 21st Century, actually. I am certain you would have gotten it on the third try.

    With WordPress, you just need to copy the Youtube URL into the comment box, no embed code or nothing.

  4. mikey says:

    Three Bulls always baffled me, to be honest. I think it’s all inside jokes, but I don’t know how you keep up. I always figured they should provide some kind of program.

    But then, Pinko Punko is one of the very best human beings I’ve ever had the pleasure to know. He’s not like us, he’s kind and honest and fair and all that shit that makes my ass hurt.

    But it’s an honor to know him, and I’ve always felt kind of special that he was always willing to make time for me, of all people.

    That’s all. Nothing weird. Not tonight, anyway…

    • Agree on the Pinko thing mikey. I once spent a night drinking with him in TUSTOSAN, did I ever mention that?

      3Bulls appeals to my surrealist side. There are many many in jokes, but since they are so quick to adopt in jokes, it’s easy to develop new ones.

      For instance, “POP-POP! POP!” Is already well on its way to a bonafide in joke over here, and I learned it all from them.

      Also, they turned me on to some good new music, and I NEVER forget that favor…..

    • herr doktor bimler says:

      I would comment at 3B if only I could think of anything constructive, or indeed on the same wavelength.

    • Jennifer says:

      Pinko is a prince among men.

      • Pinko Punko says:

        These are the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. The fact that I could ever consider introducing chocolate skittles to any or you makes me feel the deepest shame.

        If I could, I would order everyone a round of Rick Perry Nutpunches, and I would raise my glass to the best, most entertaining, thoughtful internetizens I have had the pleasure to know.

  5. Whale Chowder says:

    Polishing the lute.

  6. Von says:

    Welcome to my “banned at three bulls club”.
    I am president.
    You can be vice president.

  7. fish says:

    That video has been mislabeled as “Bad Religion”

    It should be labeled “Bad Music”

    or even better:

    “Horrid Poetry”

  8. fish says:

    3 Bulls is full of outside jokes. That is the secret.

  9. Shouldn’t it be 3 Bullshitters? Just asking as I do not stop there on my daily…or lately..every couple of days sojourn around the intertoobs.

    Evidently YOUR blog has banned my new gravatar Zombilicious. Heads WILL roll!

  10. Oh don’t worry Dusty.

    As a zombie and an architect, I am quite accustomed to people bashing my brains out with little provocation.

  11. mikey says:

    I still agonize over the choice of shovel, though…

  12. […] documented below, ZRM has joined Von in the highly exclusive club of flagged commenters. This is a blatant example of anti-Zombie bias, and we will not stand for this action against our […]

  13. vacuumslayer says:

    Three Bulls always baffled me, to be honest. I think it’s all inside jokes, but I don’t know how you keep up.

    This just feels like a challenge to me. I like to pride myself on being able to worm my way into any online community become beloved. I WILL WEAR YOU ALL DOWN.

    But…on a serious note, you know why I like you, mikey? Because you’re earnest and honest about stuff like this. It’s fucking refreshing.

  14. Bouffant shits where? I have no quarrel w/Bouffant..he seems like a gentlemen on my blog and when he responds to me on his blog. Hell, he even made me a local on his blogroll after I bitched about not being included as a local…even though I live up the road and over the mountain from Hell-A.

  15. And I wanted to thank you m’dear Zombilicious for threading your comments. Now Ned has un-threaded his for some reason and I think you are both in cahoots to drive me insane…which btw would be a very short trip. 😆

  16. MB posted a video of shit in a toilet inline in one of his comments, but he fucked up the link. I fixed it for him, but I got tired of looking at it.

  17. Kathleen says:

    I am still catching up.

  18. heh. I took MB’s video out, and WP is screwing up all the comment sequencing. It’s very Zardozy.

  19. Kathleen says:

    dear god that shit video was horryfying.

  20. Kathleen says:

    I try as hard as possible to make as less sense as possible when commenting. 3BULLS FOREVAH

  21. Kathleen says:

    Why are my comments showing up in the middle of this thread?

    this is insanity I cannot deal with.

  22. Why are my comments showing up in the middle of this thread?

    WordPress wants Dusty to quote when she’s replying to someone, threading or not.

    Dunno. It happened when I flushed MB’s shit video. I kind of like it.

  23. Kathleen says:

    I have now come around. I demand that all comment threads randomly post the new comments in the middle of the thread.

    “Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.”

  24. Kathleen says:

    this could make teh Zardoz the best thing that ever happened in the internets ever.

  25. vacuumslayer says:

    ” Bouffant’s fault, feel free to blame fish. Or Tom Brady. Or Dennis DeYoung.”

    ALL.ONE.GUY.

  26. I think thudner has a point. It is CLEARLY part of Pinko’s evil Plan. First, 3B radio, NOW THIS!

  27. Another Kiwi says:

    Well, you know, down here in the rightsideup world, it all looks pretty odd. I think 3Bulls make most sense if you don’t try to make sense of it. Certainlt one finds one self commenting on things about which one knows nothing, but, hell…

  28. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m kinda bummed I can make out this thread now. I was gonna come in and just start posting random, weird shit. It would be like performance art.

    BUT NOW IT’S RUINED.

  29. Speaking of drinks, I am downing a bottle of cheapass Chardonnay tonight. we put our 15 yer old poodle down today. Listening to ole time rock n roll and getting hammered..join me please in getting shit=faced.

  30. vacuumslayer says:

    Bumblebees taste good.

  31. vacuumslayer says:

    I’d like to rollerblade on one of jupiter’s moons. But only when it’s warm out.

  32. vacuumslayer says:

    Drunk people are funny: you can date rape them OR write stuff on their faces when they’re passed out.

  33. vacuumslayer says:

    My surrealist side wears mom jeans ironically.

  34. vacuumslayer says:

    It will be years before the genius on display in this thread is appreciated.

  35. vacuumslayer says:

    Two men enter, one man that’s called double penetration.

  36. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m not even drunk, bishes.

  37. vacuumslayer says:

    I am watching “Xanadu.” Mostly not ironically.

  38. vacuumslayer says:

    There aren’t enough films where the hero ROLLERSKATES everywhere.

  39. mikey says:

    As long as nobody starts riffing on the rhythm and cadence of date rape.

    Because, while that would be kind of fascinating, I’m pretty sure it would be wrong.

    But then, I’m bad at those kind of distinctions, so maybe I should just stand back and see what kind of reaction occurs.

    That worked pretty well for me in the great sammich wars of oh eight…

  40. Another Kiwi says:

    Thanks for fucking up the space- time continuum, Mr Zombie. My great great great grandfather is being born tomorrow having just got back from his Mars Vacation and I haven’t a thing to wear.

  41. Kathleen says:

    Houses of the holy
    Was an album by led zeppelin
    I bought it on 8 track
    Not on CD
    Fades out in the middle
    The way an 8 tracks supposed to
    The way an 8 tracks supposed to

  42. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m taking this baby to 100!

  43. vacuumslayer says:

    You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

  44. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m gonna blogwhore on your blog. You can’t stop me. Oh wait, you can. But you won’t!

  45. vacuumslayer says:

    I have a bowl just for binkys because I swear they disappear into some great, mysterious void. It call it the “Binky Bowl.”

    I imagine all those lost binkys are in some parallel universe with everybody’s missing socks.

  46. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m about to take Dudeskull shopping. I am dressing him like a preppy douche, complete with argyle sweater vest and plaid shorts. If any of you want to report me to CPS, I’ll totally understand.

    But, really, I love taking him out. He is always EXCELLENT.

  47. vacuumslayer says:

    It would funny if real poop had cartoon stink lines coming out of it.

  48. vacuumslayer says:

    This mini-Zardoz was brought to you by vacuumslayer and the letters “b” and “s.” YOU’RE WELCOME, BISHES!

  49. fish says:

    Fuck Tom Brady..I lost in a fantasy league because of that fuckwad. I was kicking the guys ass till Brady played.

    Dear Dusty. I have a present for you.

  50. fish says:

    Comments here emerge from the middle. Reminds me of something.

  51. vacuumslayer says:

    OK, well, this mini-zardoz was fun, but one small gripe: not enough feedback. I need to know if the a.) I’m doing it correctly and b.) it is amusing*.

    *granting that anyone who doesn’t find me amusing probably likes to rape puppies

  52. vacuumslayer says:

    Listen, attention-whoring only works if I ACTUALLY GET ATTENTION. You HAVE to work with me, people.

  53. There is all kinds of feedback here. It’s just impossible to find, in the new non-linear commenting feature.

  54. Lame anthem rock that I love:

  55. It would be like throwing zombie in the mekon patch.

    well played, thudner.

    Just pre-ordered the new album, Ancient & Modern (1911-2011), Due out on 9/27. Expect a rambling, incoherent and longwinded review.

    Also, it seems that Substance is saying that either Social Distortion or Bad Religion are lame. I THINK NOT.

  56. […] I got hammered last night and pestered my blogger bud Zombie at his blog for awhile. Finally passed out..thank Buddha for […]

  57. I did a post that has this blog, Kathleen and Fish in it. Hugs to all youse guys! 😉

  58. vacuumslayer says:

    I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m funny.

    Re-reading this thread…yeah…lots of comedy gold here. God, I’m impressive.

    Now, I gotta scroll up to check out Subby’s link.

  59. Brando says:

    One does not make sense out of Three Bulls. Three Bulls makes sense out of you!

  60. Jennifer says:

    Word Press is going to tell me I’m posting twice, but fuck ’em, and fuck the reply button… As I said:

    Pinko is a prince among men!

  61. Jennifer says:

    Ok, I have no idea where I’m posting my damn comments now… they’re just being placed willy nilly… making about as much sense as 3B’s, but the thing is, 3B’s makes sense to me! This comment segregation does not.

    Let’s see where this one goes.

    • Jennifer, you’ve been busy with a life, but this thread went awry when I mentioned that WP allows for inline videos in comments, and MB posted a NASTY video. I got sick of it and deleted, but because of the threaded comments, things went pear shaped.

      Of course, I liked it.

      if you just post at the bottom of the page, the comment shows up in the middle; if you reply to a specific comment, it shows up in the general vicinity of the comment you replied to. If you want your comment at the bottom, reply to the bottom comment.

      Threading has gone to the cornfield for this thread.

      IT IS MY PROTEST TO THE ZOMBIGOTRY AT 3BULLS!

    • Kathleen says:

      I am literally like the only person at work today.

  62. Jennifer says:

    I’m all for lateral comments, but it’s always nice to be able to find them.

    Don’t even mention angry bats. I’m in no mood. I’ve got a particularly viscous one this time.

  63. Jennifer says:

    Oh, OK. I finally found your explanatory comment. I can understand pear-shaped… but do NOT understand the 3B censorship! No DoD on brainz for us.

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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