This Is Not A Post (It may, however, be venturing into Riddled Territory, and I suspect I am not drunk enough for that).
But I feel like things are getting kind of heavy, and just want to lighten things up a bit, so I feel compelled to pass this along: Five Sexual Innovations By People In Your History Books.
Have at it. Perverts.
Also: Do Not click this link unless you know how to clear your browsing history. What I like best is the “Customers who bought this also bought” link. At least there will be music.
*Yes. It’s a Mekons song.