Walking Pustulation

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized

Charles Pierce has been writing the Driftglass beat at Esquire and often wields his pen (err, keyboard, I guess) like a scalpel.

 

Here, however, he uses it like a Turdwaffle-cornholing fucksaw.

 

Well done, sir.  Well done indeed.

 

Walking Pustulation

Fuck you.

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  1. Jennifer says:

    Oh, that’s beautiful. I kept copying phrases to quote here, but realized at the end that I would have quoted nearly the entire article.

    Walking pustulation, indeed.

  2. Jennifer says:

    They should have included a count on how many times he worked walking pustulation into that article.

  3. Jennifer says:

    On the first day of Christmas, Wisconsin gave to me… a walking pustulation in a pear tree!

  4. Jennifer says:

    I think there needs to be a Walking Pustulation alcoholic beverage… not sure what it would consist of… no doubt, some milky liquor… and other things that are relatively devoid of content.

  5. I read that post, too!

    Frickin’ Koch whores. Too bad Ohio doesn’t have a recall law.

    (And too bad Ohio has too many wingnuts for one to be successful, too.)
    ~

  6. Jennifer says:

    I think there needs to be a Walking Pustulation alcoholic beverage… not sure what it would consist of… no doubt, some milky liquor… and other things that are relatively devoid of content.

    And a turdwaffle garnish.

  7. I like this comment:

    Jim Bob
    Take your unions and shove it up where the sun don’t shine….
    Reply ·
    · 14 minutes ago

    Hey, thanks, Jim Bob!

  8. I’ll stick to my Bloody Marys and such as, Jennifer.

    Although if the Berkeley Springs Food Lion has Clamato, I’ll do a Bloody Caesar vs. Bloody Mary for Delicious or Disgusting.
    ~

  9. huh. I put a comment on there in reply to someone, and now my comment AND the one I replied to haz diss’peared.

    SHENANIGANS!! I blame Turdwaffle.

  10. Jim Bob is kind of bitter.

    Amazing how aggravated some people get when others have employment protection; but somehow it never strikes them that the solution is for EVERYBODY to enjoy union protection, not no one.

  11. Jennifer says:

    huh. I put a comment on there in reply to someone, and now my comment AND the one I replied to haz diss’peared.

    SHENANIGANS!! I blame Turdwaffle.

    Or the thread has gone pear-shaped!!!

  12. Jennifer says:

    Also… a very random and out of place OT… but I think VS asked over at SMcG’s if I watched American Horror Story (not the one containing Teh Turdwaffle)… but by the time I saw the question, it seemed as if the thread had died… anyhow, Yes, I do watch it, but have to admit, I don’t like watching it anymore when no one is in the house…

    Also, another random aside… I keep thing the Turdwaffle should be an annex of the Luftwaffe.

  13. …or the Waffle House for scat fetishists.

  14. Jennifer says:

    I read that as “scat fishnets” and was totally repulsed and confused…

  15. Jennifer says:

    …or the Waffle House for scat fetishists.

    One blue plate special, coming up! Or… out!”

    Gack. I have to leave now.

  16. I read that as “scat fishnets” and was totally repulsed and confused…

    MOIST SPIDER PAINTIES!!

  17. Jennifer says:

    LOL @ painties. My brain does not want me to type “panties” and I thank it!

  18. Huh. I tried to type it correctly, but I was in a hurry, had to leave; My brain apparently doesn’t want me to type it either.

    Painties.
    Painties.
    PAINTIES.

    See?

  19. mikey says:

    I’m confuzzled. I mean, you have exactly ZERO disagreement here. This is called, technically, “Preaching to the Choir”.

    Are you trying to make your readership understand what an evil, toadying slug your governor is? Because, at the risk of spoiling your fun, we actually DO get it.

    Seems to me the important and challenging part would be to convince some of his supporters of the destructiveness of his policies. And they are not likely to be found here.

    But hey, whatever comfort zone you’re seeking…

    mikey

  20. herr doktor bimler says:

    I’m confuzzled. I mean, you have exactly ZERO disagreement here.

    I DISAGREE WITH PAINTIES.

  21. Also, I think VS prefers a rusty chainsaw to the fucksaw-cornholing. WE HAVE BITTER DISAGREEMENTS ABOUT THIS.

    Don’t mean to insult anyone here implying that y’all don’t get it. Just linking to a nifty little piece by Charles Pierce, that I found amusing.

  22. Whale Chowder says:

    I think arguments are two doors down.

    I wonder what Turdwaffle (awesome name, by the bye) thinks in his darkest moments, sitting alone on the crapper (one hopes), wondering “why don’t they LIKE me?” Does he try to justify it? Does he ring up the total he’s gonna charge the Koch brothers after this debacle is all over? Does he call out to mama? Mutter to himself how he’s gonna GET those loony libs?

    What do you suppose he thinks of when the cameras are off and there’s only himself to answer to?

  23. blue girl says:

    …but somehow it never strikes them that the solution is for EVERYBODY to enjoy union protection, not no one.

    Yep. Complete race to the bottom. I don’t get it either. I go straight to “sociopath” when trying to figure it out. It’s like their life’s philosophy is: Life Should Be As Hard As Possible

    WHY?

    Were they so abused as children that they’re stunted in their thinking? I feel like they think THEY don’t deserve anything so they project that feeling onto everyone else too. Except for the rich and those in authority — who were the people who probably abused them. IT’S TWISTED.

  24. blue girl says:

    lol @ MOIST SPIDER PAINTIES!!

  25. blue girl says:

    I’m proud of your state, ZRM!!

  26. Laura says:

    I’m too busy having strange non-vanilla type sex to read the whole article.
    OR…
    I can’t find my specticals.

    You choose.

    I’ll just agree with everyone here. He sounds like a real douche. 🙂

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

  27. Laura says:

    Just I just call my glasses “specticals”???
    Oh my…
    I think it may be time for me to call a Retirement Home! 😦

  28. Ask them if their refrigerator is running.

  29. Jennifer says:

    Huh. I tried to type it correctly, but I was in a hurry, had to leave; My brain apparently doesn’t want me to type it either.

    You can’t!!! Because PANTIES is WRONG! The word shouldn’t exist. I think I typed painties at least 30 times during the MenD Zardozathon.

  30. Also, just like BG is ignoring the fact that I found my designation as Undersecretary for Rays Of Motherfucking Sunshine at MenD’s epic thread, she was AWOL for that episode.

  31. WC-

    I used to work for a hardcore right winger. What we found most intriguing about him was that he seemed to fit the definition of sociopath quite accurately, and most importantly, had little to no empathy or fellow-feeling for anybody else.

    So I suspect that Turdwaffle does not actually reflect on those things. The compartmentalization of his mind equates serving corporations as good, because it helps a certain, select group of people become even more wealthy and powerful; the 99% are ‘part of the problem’ or deserve no consideration.

    The citizenry of the state who are not millionaire cobags are effectively othered, and that is always the necessary first step, innit?

  32. On another topic, is it possible for there to be a more joyless cover of “Beat On The Brat” than U2’s? BLECCCH!

  33. Jennifer says:

    Also, just like BG is ignoring the fact that I found my designation as Undersecretary for Rays Of Motherfucking Sunshine at MenD’s epic thread, she was AWOL for that episode.

    I emailed her the link yesterday… I am now an abettor…

  34. Jennifer says:

    The Happy Schnapps Combo should do a cover for Wisconsin. Oh wait… not those brats.

  35. I emailed her the link yesterday… I am now an abettor…

    I read that as you are an abbatoir, and I think, “that’s an interesting psychosis”.

    LOL, she could have just come here and ACTUALLY SEEN THE LINK, but she has Moved On From Zombies, apparently…. not cool enough for the Big Time Blue Girl.

  36. The Happy Schnapps Combo should do a cover for Wisconsin. Oh wait… not those brats.

    Considering they re-wrote “Brown Sugar” as “Braunshweiger” I bet they could modify it appropriately. Too bad the Schnappers are no more. We pour some Jager out for them…

  37. Jennifer says:

    No… not an abbatoir!

    BG hasn’t been much of anywhere lately… sometimes getting back into the groove isn’t as easy as one would think.

  38. Oh heck, I see that they are still honking away. Now I want that Jager back.

  39. Jennifer says:

    Perhaps they were just on a beer run.

  40. blue girl says:

    she could have just come here and ACTUALLY SEEN THE LINK, but she has Moved On From Zombies, apparently

    AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE WHOLE INTERNET AND EVERYTHING IT DOES AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT?

    BG hasn’t been much of anywhere lately

    I feel like I’ve been blabbing my head off everywhere!!

    I even went to thunder’s the other night after watching that crazy Winter’s Bone, just to talk to myself over there!

  41. blue girl says:

    lol @ “that’s an interesting psychosis”.

  42. blue girl says:

    RE Sociopaths. Why are there so many of them? Why do they win so much? Why are there so many people like the mother in this movie?

  43. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Although if the Berkeley Springs Food Lion has Clamato, I’ll do a Bloody Caesar vs. Bloody Mary for Delicious or Disgusting.

    You going all Canadian on us?

    On another topic, is it possible for there to be a more joyless cover of “Beat On The Brat” than U2′s? BLECCCH!

    WHOA!!! U2 did a cover of “Beat on the Brat?”

  44. Pressie for Bastard.

    ….it’s not as good as you would think, or hope. Too many big-time names, I think. Rob Zombie’s song is good.

  45. Jennifer says:

    BG hasn’t been much of anywhere lately

    I feel like I’ve been blabbing my head off everywhere!!

    I suppose by lately, I meant over the past half a year or so… but not like really lately. 🙂 You have been around more, but in general, you haven’t… oh never mind!

  46. blue girl says:

    Yes, too traumatized for about a year. But, it’s gettin’ all good! Let the blabbing commence regularly!

  47. Jennifer says:

    Yes! Let the babbling commence! Besides, I am really in the mood to procrastinate today… I’m getting things done, but they should have been completed hours ago.

  48. Tell me about it. I SO didn’t want to come in to my office today.

    Zardoz at Glue Birl’s!

  49. Jennifer says:

    BG- just be sure you comment correctly. A lot has changed since you were last a day-in/day-out regular. Comment and post rules have changed. We’re not totally sure what the rules are yet, but you’ll find out if you misstep.

  50. Yes, too traumatized for about a year.

    We WARNED you about cheating at the Cookie Contest.

  51. Jennifer says:

    Hmmm… it’s 12:54… I could crank out 45 comments in the next 6 minutes!

  52. but you’ll find out if you misstep.

    Sweet living FUCk, but that’s the trooth.

    O yeah; one of the new rules is ‘don’t say “fuck” at the Empire’.

  53. I could crank out 45 comments in the next 6 minutes!

    yes. Yes you could. I have no doubt.

    Meanwhile, BG can crank out 6 comments in the next 45 months!

    🙂

  54. Jennifer says:

    You broke your own rules?

  55. perhaps we need an ombudszombudshizzle around here.

  56. Jennifer says:

    perhaps we need an ombudszombudshizzle around here.

    He’ll never sleep. I guess he doesn’t sleep anyhow.

  57. I will give him a Large Banhammer…. and a Custom Shovel.

  58. herr doktor bimler says:

    I read that as you are an abbatoir

    Is Grizzled aware that he is in a menage abbatoir?

  59. I don’t think we ever got around to installing the rotating knives or the heavily soundproofed corridor, hdb….

  60. Jennifer says:

    Is Grizzled aware that he is in a menage abbatoir?

    I heard that…

  61. Jennifer says:

    Kind of funny that I live in Chicago… hog butcher to the world and all..

  62. fish says:

    O yeah; one of the new rules is ‘don’t say “fuck” at the Empire’.

    Funny zombie is funny.

  63. vacuumslayer says:

    Well, poop,looks like I missed a party.

  64. yeah, well Smut Clyde forgot the Riddled Christmas Ale, so it wasn’t much of a party.

  65. fish says:

    You choose

    Specticals are so kinky.

  66. Pinko wants yer opinion about something or other, zrm.

    Frankly, Pinko hasn’t been getting around much lately, either. But he’s got a small, goobie-sized excuse.
    ~

  67. Gave him my opinion, thudner. Of course, it went to moderation HELL.

    Evil Pinko is just toying with me.

  68. I saved 3 zrm comments from the Spam-U-Later, he typed authoritatively.
    ~

  69. Kathleen says:

    I like all agreeing on stuff.

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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