(this post is shamelessly stoleded from Mock Paper Scissors; they posted the video, and I rambled on in a comment. Put ’em both together, and I have an impromptu Fuck You Friday! It’s not cross-posting, but more like a TRIBUTE. Yeah, that’s it. Thanks, Tengrain!)
No, I didn’t really intend to do a Special Christmas Episode of Fuck You Friday, but JESUS CHRIST FUCKING FSM, are the Kochsuckers flooding the market with this annoying commercial, trying to save the bacon of their wall-eyed poster boy.
(currently the video is running nearly 5 to 1, dislikes to likes).
I am especially aggravated by his wife doing all the speaking for him…understandable, considering how loathed he and his voice is, but then she starts blathering on about “the job we were elected to do”.
Listen, lady, I don’t want to criticize your choice of a spouse, but “you” were not elected for anything. Your husband was, and he immediately set about on an agenda that had nothing at all to do with what he said was his platform, and everything to do with the overprivileged assholes who have purchased him and use him. Yes, lady, you have married a whore; less than a whore, a political waldo, being operated by choads who barely deign to talk to you and consider the rest of us to be fodder for their factories and unwilling customers to be squeezed dry and discarded.
Oh, you folks don’t know how annoying this “can’t we all just get along” commercial is, and HOW MANY TIMES the filthy Koch money is getting this crap played on the Wisconsin TV. I think they see some very dire warnings; I hope so.
Listen, Mrs. Walker, I hope you like
California, or wherever the hell those Kochsuckers live;Kansas; when your husband is tossed out, he will undoubtedly be issued a sinecure position in some Kochsucking industry; he served them well and even if tossed out, the damage has been done and repairing it, like repairing Bush’s damage, will be long and hard.
Oh, and the other commercial he’s running, with the guy talking about being a small businessman and the low taxes and destruction of unions helps him manage to stay afloat in these tough times? That guy is a billionaire outsourcer.
[EDIT] Added, primarily intended to amuse Laura, the hypnotic image I yoinked from Substance McGravitas some time ago (to be clear, the message of the image is pointed at Turdwaffle and his Owners, not at Laura):
OK, look, I did my Christmas Warmth and Schmoopy post a couple back.
[Also, WordPress tells me this is my 100th post; even if WordPress is ignant of all those old Blooger posts, Go me!]