It looks like an accident/ caused by the government.

Posted: April 3, 2012 in Humanity is a virus

Assholes place a bomb at a clinic that provides health services to women. Which  include, but are not limited to abortion.  So making it difficult if not impossible for women to receive other health services like mammograms, is perfectly OK, because imaginary BABBIES that consist of a cluster of cells are more important than actual women, whose only actual purpose for these chunderpimples is to serve as brood mares for the State.

Fortunately, they are as inadequate at making explosive devices as they are at getting rigid and satisfying women, so nobody was hurt and in fact the building was undamaged.

But are we taking any bets as to how crazy this would make the 27 percenters if it was at a bus or train station, or a Christian church?  The yellow-trousers crew would be screeching “TEERRRRRRRISST!” like Donald Sutherland in the Body Snatchers remake.

And of course, Rick Santorum acts like a HUGE buttplug about it.  Sure, you Vesticular Cancer; you demonize Planned Parenthood for months, and then try and wash your hands of it when someone tries to act on your hateful rhetoric.  Ever hear of George Tiller, scum-frosting?  Ever run across the story of Pontius Pilate, who tried to wash his hands of the murder of a Jewish rabbi?  You fake Christian?

Yeah, abortion to save your wife’s life is OK, but for nobody else.  I know you didn’t read The Handmaid’s Tale, so you must have seen the movie and imagined yourself as Robert Duvall.  You fucking Charlatan, Santorum.   I hope your name is as poisoned in the future as Hitler is now.

But:

Life is sucking for Turdwaffle:

Even the notoriously Republican-friendly Rasmussen is showing Turdy going down.

Yeah.  I am going to enjoy giving him the fucking boot.  And even if we don’t:

The Wisconsin legislature is currently deadlocked at 16-16 with one vacant seat.  One recall Republican just pulled the eject lever. There are three more recalls happening this summer, along with Turdwaffle and the Lite Gov (Incidentally, the Lite Gov was doing the turns at the Robotics Regional, yammering on during second day opening ceremonies  while yanking her kids around by the wrists. I got to observe it from the field, as our robot was competing in the first match.  I have to confess that Lt Gov Kleefisch did not give me the elemental repulsive feeling I get from Cross-Eyed Scott.  But she is aiding and abetting, so get the hell out, you heinous hanger-on).

Wisconsin is, unexpectedly, continuing to be the white-hot center of American Politics  this year after last year, and it is weird to have people looking to me for insight.  Dudes, I am limited to annoying musical references and profanity, and that’s kind of the extent of my toolbox.

Although I have found that rock and roll and profanity does go kind of a long way.

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Comments
  1. Also, please note; post titles are likely to be Mekons lyrics for quite some time.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    I was about to say, “I don’t recall this BoC song!”
    ~

  3. Jennifer says:

    Toolbox doesn’t sound right in the context of this post…

  4. Jennifer says:

    I saw a coyote this morning… mere feet from my car… even the above dose of reality can’t bring me down! 🙂

  5. Jennifer says:

    Wow, I fully expected a “Slow down! You’re posting too fast!” Maybe even WP was excited about the coyote.

  6. mikey says:

    Hah! As if there’s some BETTER form of political analysis than rock n roll references and profanity. Gimme a Zombie, two Mekons videos and six Fucks over a flacid, pointless David Brooks piece anygoddamtime….

  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I hope he loses the recall election and then ends up indicted in the John Doe investigation.

    I hate Santorum, but I sure hope he remains in the race to step on Romney’s dick, and further alienate women voters. If Santorum kills the GOP, he’ll have accomplished one thing in his life that’s worthwhile.

  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    Meanwhile, Hopey and Holder are fighting for Freedom™.

    Not.
    ~

  9. Speaking of an accident caused by the government…..

    Guess who fucked up the vote counting again?

    It is to laugh. Since it is the Repub primary in waukesha, it makes not one fuck of a difference, but it seems that we have the definitive answer to the “Stupid or Evil?” question in this case.

  10. OMG that dumb bitch in Waukesha screwed up again Zombilicious? Seriously?

  11. And you are correct about the rightwing leaning tendencies of Rasmussen. Those fucks have never met a GOP asshole they didn’t like.

  12. M. Bouffant says:

    Toolbox doesn’t sound right in the context of this post…

    “Bag o’ Tricks?”

  13. But are we taking any bets as to how crazy this would make the 27 percenters if it was at a bus or train station, or a Christian church?

    Well apparently a doctor can be murdered in a Christian church for (legally) performing abortions. That seemed to be OK by them.

    See also Charles Pierce about “official terrorism.”

  14. Mendacious D says:

    Ugh, I can’t even fill out comment forms right today. Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

  15. At many churches there’s a handy cross you could nail someone to.

  16. Kathleen says:

    “toolbox” is a great word.

    you know what I wonder? why does it seem like the whole world is using “wheelhouse” all of a sudden?

  17. pope oshkosh says:

    The smarter money has Governor Turdwaffle doing his long-awaited perp-walk in early 2013. The reason the guy can set up a defense fund is either he’s already under indictment or else he’s seriously believing he’ll be there soon.

  18. bbkf says:

    my son works for a plumbing supply company in st. paul which is located across from a pp clinic…he was told to not even come in to work on good friday because there was going to be an even bigger ass protest hosted by the forced birthers that day…

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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