Stephen King is not aware of all Fuck You Friday traditions.
However, ” The majority would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing “Disco Inferno” than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar.” is a phrase that fucking SINGS, Jerry. That kind of word-bangery is why he gets the big bucks.
“Scrooge changed his tune after the ghosts visited him. Marie Antoinette, on the other hand, lost her head.”
But THAT is a well-turned threat.