Rat in mi Kitchen

Posted: November 14, 2012 in Fridge Note

Yup:

Fox’s Watters: Obama Voters Are “Zombies” Who Support Him “As Long As There’s Obamacare, Gay Marriage, And Abortion On Demand”

Well, it’s certainly a start; all those things sound just fine to me.

He left out legalized marijuana and decriminalizing brain-eating, though.

Somehow, I suspect he meant those things as insults, however.

EDITED FOR MOAR MORON:

Fox’s O’Reilly: “Do The Atheists In Wisconsin Realize They’re Going To Hell?”

You fucking ignorant doofus, we’re ATHEISTS.  You do know what atheism means, don’t you?

Sheesh.  How do we EVER lose to these stupid crackers?

 

MOAR EDIT, SCHADENFREUDE STYLEE:
Disappearing Romney in Real Time.

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Comments
  1. mikey says:

    And I guess the implication is that Bill O’Reilly ISN’T going to hell. Spend eternity in a place where Bill’s NOT?

    Hmm. Sounds OK to me…

    • But if there is one, why wouldn’t he be there?

      • When I saw this comment show up in my iOS feed, I figured you were talking about the Rat. Now that I see the threading, I see you’re talking about Bill-O.

        So you WERE talking about the rat. Heh.

        Anyway, in Bill-O’s twisted savage religious morality, he is Saved, because he believes LOUDLY ENOUGH in Christ. It doesn’t work, in his eyes, unless you are LOUD about it, and use it to intimidate and browbeat anyone you disagree with.

        So he’s not going to hell, and Kurt Vonnegut IS.

        It’s enough to make you not believe in ANY of the malarkey.

      • herr doktor bimler says:

        Anyway, in Bill-O’s twisted savage religious morality, he is Saved, because he believes LOUDLY ENOUGH in Christ.

        You can’t expect him to grasp the subtleties of Catholic theology.

  2. mikey says:

    Are we approaching Peak Moron??

  3. mikey says:

    Of course, the problem is that neither the President nor UN Ambassador lied, and we have their statements on video to prove it. Idiocy like “you didn’t build that” might work in commercials, but go ahead and try to use it in a real trial. There’s actually a legal term for that (hint – Perjury), and it comes with some serious sanctions.

    The larger problem for any attempts at impeachment is those plans were predicated on at least a tie in the Senate. Then your doods got all mouthy and said what they REALLY thought about rape and women and you can forget about it now…

  4. ebonkrieg says:

    I saw your comment on MPS (a video of the general’s mistress) and thought I would give you a thumbs up (or is it down if you believe we live in Romanlike times.) You are appreciated.

  5. mikey says:

    Why did you choose to mis-spell “my” in the title?

    Sorry to ask, but there is no lonk this time…

  6. I am Larfing at the way “Lonk” has become common usage in these parts.

    • mikey says:

      Effective communication often depends on adopting the local usage. Hence, so many of find there are many things we simply cannot be “Arsed” to do…

  7. mikey says:

    On another front, no matter what you might say about Thunder, he’s pretty much the only one that can be counted on to comment on my blog posts. It’s weird. I get hundreds of page views and no comments. I tend to assume that everybody just abjectly agrees with me…

    • I don’t have much to say about Israel, your knowledge is much deeper than mine.

      You know-it-all.

      • mikey says:

        One of the things I do is spend an inordinate amount of time staring at Google Maps, switching between map and satellite views. Lake Kivu, the Balkans, Rafah, the Turkish border, South Sudan – take an hour to explore Calabar in Nigeria, the Durand Line, the challenges in the East China Sea. So much can be groked from just looking at the geography, and the arbitrary borders…..

    • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

      Thunder is very loyal to the bloggerhood. Disagree with him, if you will, but he’s good people.

  8. mikey says:

    I’m working on an epic piece on Mali. It’s got an awesome title. I’m sure you’ll have an opinion on that one…

  9. Pinko Punko says:

    The term I now use is “Morong” He is/so Morong.

  10. PINKO!!!!

    Where you been, Tracky?

  11. My favorite local band, playing Toronto with some guy named Jakob:

  12. I have nothing to say. I’m just posting a comment.

  13. mikey says:

    I have nothing to say.

    Whoa. I am unfamiliar with this condition.

    Seek immediate help. Perhaps music, or porn…

  14. blue girl says:

    MOAR MORON

    Shouldn’t that be MOAR MORAN?

    Mikey, I’ll start commenting on your blog.

    Kathleen has never been one to make fun of Pinko. She always made me feel guilty. (not)

  15. Pinko Punko says:

    Kathleen stabs me with her steely knives! Her silence is more painful than a 1000 insults like watching/liking things 5 years after I patiently try to explain how perfect they are for her.

    Maybe I will post. Something super bad happened to someone from my work’s family so I feel so low.

    • ack, sorry Pinko. that sucks. My friend is going through a tough divorce and it can be hard sometimes not to get down when I talk to him. (which is actually on the scheme of it all not even that terrible a divorce and yet it is still so rough.)

  16. Kathleen stabs me with her steely knives!

    It’s especially hurtful because she leaves no comments for extended periods of time, then BANG! and you are kneecapped. It’s like a SAW movie.

    Maybe I will post. Something super bad happened to someone from my work’s family so I feel so low.

    Feel free to hang out here. We’re talking Edward James Olmos and criticizing mikey’s taste in music. what fun!

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