Turdwaffle, the House of Many Doors (h/t driftglass!) is calling.
I have blown thousands of words on this wall-eyed motherfucker in the last couple of years, and have been forced to realize that he is a canny politician. His manipulation of the recall as a referendum on the recall in lieu of his tenure was a clever and effective tactic.
However, it seems that he and his closest staff suffer from the Republican malady of considering themselves above the law.
Oh hell, just go read Charlie Pierce, that magnificent bastard.
I especially like this:
but Wisconsin takes good-government principles very seriously, having invented most of them.
Also, delight in DonkeyHotey’s lovely new rendering of the Turdwaffle himself.
Hey, remember on election day when I said Turdwaffle must be unhappy with Wisconsin’s Same Day Registration laws? Ha-Ha, GUESS THE FUCK WHAT.
For those of you that don’t click links, yeah, that’s brand new legislation to eliminate SD registration. No, there hasn’t even been any claims of same day registration fraud. It’s just that it seems there are too many students and blahs voting, and Walker has a compliant Lege again, so let’s fuck the proles some more. There are Republican phoney-baloney jobs to protect, you know!
Soon, very soon, I look forward to seeing you standing in the Room Of The Big Desk, Turdwaffle. Oh and by the fucking way:
I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy. You watch your ass.