Paleo had a semi-grinchey post up about shopping and the holidays (if you are not one click links, especially to Minnesota, he hates the former, loves the latter), that got me rambling about music.
Well, of course, right?
So here is a link to BG’s blog, where you can listen to (and download, DRM free!) the songs she did with Neddie Jingo in years past. A tradition I miss dearly.
The XTC one is the best, no doubt there.
Hey, check it out, I found a newer Mighty Reindeer Lick song:
Outside it’s Christmas! Outside it’s Christmas!
Empire Of The Senseless 
Great light in the sky tonight
Oh honey it’s burning bright
Come and take me away tonight
And it’s alright…
Fuck your douchebag governor. Fuck Willard. Fuck ’em all.
Whoa. I think I took a wrong turn at “Fridge Note” and ended up in “Fuck You Friday”.
Hey! Thank you for the link! Them were the good old days.
Neddie and I talked recently about doing another song. Just haven’t done it yet.
You guys gotta let me play triangle on the next one. Or maybe sleigh bells!
Moar cowbell?
BG, those were terrific!
Yeah, the holiday season got to me and I said something nice about Beege. IT’S CRAZY!
Thank you paleotectonics!
the holiday season got to me and I said something nice about Beege. IT’S CRAZY!
‘Tis the season!
If it ducks and covers like a duck…
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Then…it’s…made of. Wood?
thunder, are you saying I sound like I’m quacking on those covers?
glarg
PINKO DOWN!
I love that you can always count on Pinko to offer a complex and insightful analysis of an otherwise difficult concept…
Got a cocktail and a chicken breast. Gonna watch Rahjuhs and the Packers, and I’m going to be rooting for them against the loathsome Giants. But it almost doesn’t matter – the 49ers are so deep they can afford to bench the second best quarterback in the league. And still beat Drew Brees and the New Orleans head hunters (because “knee-hunters” isn’t alliterative). So enjoy the run, Green Bay.
Hey, speaking of, when I was growing up I had no idea where “Green Bay, Wisconsin” was, but we had a little residential village in Marin between San Rafael and Mill Valley called “Greenbrae”, and I thought that they must mean the Greenbrae Packers, and it seemed odd to me that we rooted for a San Francisco team rather than one from Marin.
When I see Faith Hill sing that atrocity of a former Joan Jett song (I remind myself that Joan is getting well compensated for the abuse) I wonder what it must be like to be standing up there on a stage in a tiny dress that barely covers your junk. She doesn’t seem concerned, but how hard is it for a woman to learn to no worry about that? Seems weird to me…
She doesn’t seem concerned, but how hard is it for a woman to learn to no worry about that?
Double sided tape.
Trying to figure out what you’re suggesting she’s sticking together. And not coming up with an answer that does not frighten me….
It is my understanding that it is an old beauty pageant/ film costumer trick, when there is a garment with potential for wardrobe malfunction. A line of double stick tape along the edge of the garment and the flesh beneath.
Double sided tape.
Also known as the redneck brazillian.
Ahh. That’s quite reassuring. I was thinking that you were thinking that she took some double sided tape and put it in…well, I was thinking some downright weird thoughts. I felt like Ace of Spades’ little brother there for a minute…
Also, mikey, most women wear these garments called ‘panties’ or ‘underpants’ if you’re Jennifer. A view of underpants really doesn’t show much.
I don’t know where the moist spiders come into the discussion.
I thought you said that useless place kicker was gonna get fired or killed and buried in the parking lot or something…
I may have been a week off. He’s missed another already….
I’m thinking I want to go live in that brand new nation of Catalonia…
I think they have cats there…
Now would be a good time to explain to me why Rajuhs is a better quarterback than that little weasel Eli…
Pornstache.
Down with that.
Totally.
But points would be kinda cool too….
It’s yer west coast values.
Oh, and the rotten goddam hamsterlicker Manning has an offensive line, a running back, and the kinda luck that comes only from sacrificing the aforementioned licked hamster
And the one stupid time I need the ‘Queens to win, Jay Cutler looks like the reincarnation of Steve Young, and Ponder looks like the reincarnation of Tebow.
And the peckernecks announcing have their lips wrapped so tightly around the Hamsterlickers genitalia he’s gotten gangrene.
And aarrgggh.
I’m running along trying to keep up, but I think I need a scorecard. Are the peckernecks the Giants? Who are the Queens? Why do the Packers lick Hamsters? I feel like the dood that accidently ended up in the advanced class….
Vi-Queens.
I’ll let Paleo explain the rest…
Peckernecks – everyone on NBC
Hamsterlicker – Elijah Manning
paleo – needs a large stick
Well, perhaps I will forget about watching the rest of this debacle and concentrate on my drinking.
Good luck drinking – I can’t justify staying up on a school night for this horseshit
I have a night’s worth of plan revisions to work on. Since the Packers have pout me in a foul mood, might as well burn the night….
Packers might as well play the backup quarterbacks. They might need Rodgers down the road. He’s certainly not doing for shit tonight.
Also, Dom Capers can suck my taint.
I’m gonna call it a football night in america and poke at the remote. Maybe somebody will tell me how to cook something good….
Yeah. I hate capers too. They look like rabbit shit and taste like…rabbit shit…
Based on the performance of his defensive unit last night, it is being reported that Capers is being courted by an International American-Style Football expansion team. Depending on contractual negotiations, Dom Capers is to become the Head Coach of the Manila Folders.
Most people don’t realize that capers should be soaked to remove the excess salt/brine. They’re kinda like anchovies- they need to be used sparingly and correctly.
I would support soaking the Packers to remove excess salt and brine also.
The most disturbing thing about that game last night is how Mrs. Landru wouldn’t just stop masturbating on the couch and come to bed.
Yeah yeah yeah. What’s the Bears-Packers record this season again?
We’ll see later in December.
And I will remind you: JAY CUTLER.
Dood. Redskins fan. And you know what I like to say to her first thing every morning? JAY CUTLER.
Okay, okay. Every morning when I don’t really think I’m going to need to have sex for the next week or so.
The key lesson here is just about any NFL team is just a brilliant coach and a bunch of high draft picks from winning their division…
Doesn’t explain the Bears.
Also, a minor codicil: Any NFL Team is ALSO one shitty batch of refs away from being screwed out of winning their division….
As long as we’re stipulating that the Redskins don’t count under “brilliant coach,” I’m cool with that.