Memo to the idiot bike rider at the stoplight this morning:
DUMBASS, YOU HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY. YOU ALSO HAD A FIRETRUCK BEHIND YOU WAITING TO TURN RIGHT; THEY ALSO HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY. YOUR OH-SO-POLITE ‘WAVING’ ME THROUGH THE INTERSECTION DOES NOTHING EXCEPT AGGRAVATE EVERYONE AND IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN IF YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THE RULES OF THE ROAD. YOU HAD THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY, YOU IRREDEEMABLE TWERP. FUCKING USE IT.
…and don’t get me started on DRIVERS who wave everybody ahead at stop signs because they never bothered to learn the rules on it. You’re not being conscientious, you’re being a fucking moron. It’s more dangerous, and it ignores that there are other drivers behind you who expect you to be able to drive like an intelligent being. Don’t come back until you know how to fucking drive.
If I start to get into the fucking shit-for-brains who stop at EVERY intersection, including the ones WITHOUT a stop sign AT ALL, we will be here all day and I will probably have an aneurysm.