“All right, who didn’t weaponize their satellites?”

Posted: January 22, 2013 in Fridge Note

What is not awesome about this movie?

A moon base shaped like a swastika.  President kinda-Palin.  Mad german scientist who looks like Einstein.  Teutonic titwillows. A Nazi death-saucer powered by a smart phone.  A parody of the Downfall bunker scene!

I haven’t watched it all yet, but the only way it’s getting better is if zombies show up.

 

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Comments
  1. Silent Mike says:

    I need to stock up on shovels!

  2. A Nazi death-saucer powered by a smart phone.

    Those apps just keep getting better and better – I thought Angry Birds couldn’t be topped, but this…

  3. oakdilettante says:

    who knew the moon had enough resources to power a civilization for 70 years

  4. NETFLIX!

    “To-niiiight, to-niiiight, I’m watching Nazi moonmen and fauxPalins to-niiiight”

    • Also, a manned attack-satellite named the George W Bush. Plus, Space Zeppelins.

      Best flick of 2012.

      Scores: 2 breasts (the Teutonic Titwillow). Disappointing lack of blood. Many beasts (all the Nazis, plus the President). Zombie Award nominations for the twisted Euro-Weenies who made this while on drugs, with a special Initiative Award for also creating a board game.

      Goes directly to the top of the Zombie Best of List. 4 Branez.

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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