Ballad Of How You Can All Shut Up

Posted: January 23, 2013 in Fuck You Friday

RonJon the plastic Man, could you try not to look like such a stinky-soaked slotcowboy?  You make Wisconsin look like it’s filled with douche-canoes.

Meanwhile, Hillary cuts his balls off and feeds them to him, and makes him say thank you for it.  Well played, ma’am.  Well played indeed.

It is far past time to give these assholes all the patience and respect they have demonstrated that they deserve.

  1. They’re gonna be screeching and screeching about this forever, aren’t they? What a bunch of useless shitheels.

    Also, I like that this is tagged “fuck you Friday” — I am 100% behind Wednesday being the new Friday.

  2. mikey says:

    The fascinating thing is the depleted-uranium dense stupidity underlying their assholery. What is the supposed “scandal” of Benghazi they keep shrieking about? Everybody who isn’t a congenital mental defective is saying “hmm, they mighta got some things wrong in the chaotic immediate aftermath of a bloody night of madness in a post-revolutionary third world country halfway around the world – what the HELL is so bad about that?” Even the worst of the spittle spewing Republicans can’t clearly articulate what exactly they’re even claiming. It’s almost pathetic, like watching Obama try to explain in 2010 why we had to spend more forces to Afghanistan…

    • When it comes to density and stupidity, RonJon takes a backseat to no one!

      Although Grampaw McCain came on next, and makes it a pretty good race. He says he’s “not satisfied” by Clinton’s testimony. Well, YOU had the opportunity to ask her whatever you wanted, asshat. It maybe isn’t her fault that you suck at that also.

  3. Hamish Mack says:

    An interesting issue within the larger bollocks of it all is the widespread belief amongst, guess who, that the ambassador was raped before he choked. A newspaper report on the matter was revealed by the source as being wrong and the examining surgeon said “no marks on the body aside from smoke”. But IT LIVES!!!

  4. mikey says:

    Well, to be fair, Muslim nations are pretty fucked up around various flavors and combinations of a sexual nature and seem to have a kind of “rape & murder – two great tastes that taste great together” kind of mindset…

  5. On another note, I missed the date this new Undead Blog passed 50,000 visits. It went over 52,000 today. Maybe I will do something special when it goes over 10,000 comments, which is NEAR.

    That seems to be a pretty good comment rate 20% of visits. Yeah, it doesn’t count my visits and easily 40% of those comments are mine, but still….

  6. Say what you will, WordPress spam filter has made it unnecessary to go to the crazy capchas that are all over Blogger now.

    Although I imagine RonJon would like to blame WordPress along about now.

  7. mikey says:

    Well, this IS after all the go-to place for arguments about operating systems and Obama’s evil…

  8. Obama is behind Windows? I did not know that. MONSTER.

  9. mikey says:

    There is a simple spam killing methodology within Blogger, but for some reason they make you find it on your own. It’s like having to look for hard boiled eggs in your jammies, fer crissakes…

  10. Apparently, RonJon is bragging about making Clinton angry. What an asshole.

  11. The video for that Adam Ant Zombie song:

  12. oakdilettante says:


  13. M. Bouffant says:

    Not holding it against you. Every state (& county) has its sacks of political & human garbage.

  14. blue girl says:

    Adding to the comment count because it is important.

  15. blue girl says:

    I love the line “Ballad of How You Can All Shut Up” but I’m not sure it’s the proper sentiment when trying to reach a tipping point comment count!!

    • Well, to be perfectly pedantic about it, the title was selected when I wrote the post about RonJon The Plastic Asshole.

      The whole thing about the number of visits to my crappy l’il blog and comment count was in the comment thread, so it’s kind of de-coupled.

      Besides, the title is a song from the Loud Family, so there!

  16. Jennifer says:

    Meanwhile, Hillary cuts his balls off and feeds them to him, and makes him say thank you for it. Well played, ma’am.

    That was satisfying, wasn’t it?? I’d also have to give good ol’ Dick Durbin some props for bringing up bigger and badder government fuck-ups.

    • Elsewhere, someone pointed out that Hillary had lived through the SKREEEEEEE-Clinton era, when she was the target of hysterical wingnut witch hunts like this, so her ability to treat these tailpipe-fuckers with the contempt they deserve was forged in the fires of the VRWC… RonJon, hell even Bitter McCain never stood a chance.

  17. Also, I would encourage everyone to trip back a couple posts to see the Very Special Video I posted in the comments. It’s Astounding!

  18. The Rude One has some more about the kerfuffle.

    I think Hillary Clinton should appear before members of Congress EVERY DAY to kick their asses.

  19. mikey says:

    Wait. He has a plastic asshole? They have asshole replacement surgery now?

    I’m sure if I want to know about his original equipment asshole, I can trip over to Subster’s place and he’ll give me the ‘inside’ scoop. Eeewww. I was just about to consider breakfast.

    Hillary’s a hoot, and she’s been a VERY good SecState, but it’s also true that she’s already on her way out the door, so nothing they said was going to be able to stick to her anyway, and she didn’t have to feel constrained about having to work with them later. Besides, all these fucks that are screaming about State’s functional shortcomings have also been seeking to reduce its funding by about half. So anybody paying attention (admittedly, about 1% of Americans) knows they are just as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey. Somehow, I suspect Secretary Kerry will not make them a great deal happier…

  20. Apparently Ol Plastic Johnson is also having a reaming at the hands of John Kerry today.

    He’s REALLY not having a good week, is he? Fortunately for him, Local Talk Radio stands ready to prop him up.

  21. Jennifer says:

    I don’t know how to embed video into the comments so I’ll just cut and paste the link… no, I’m not even going to do a fancy link. I’m tired. Adjust if you like.

  22. If it’s a Utuber, Jennifer, WP lets you just put the Utube URL right in the comment, no tags or nothing. Dunno how to do it from HuffPo. Probably in some way that costs money, and takes money away from their content creators.

  23. mikey says:

    Hell, why not.

    I just went…

  24. LOL, I clicked over to the stats to see where the unwary had landed at teh Empire today; and after reading a couple of Mekons posts, I have switched the itunes over to Mekonicity, refreshed my drink, turned off the phones and turned up the music….time to get some work done!

  25. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© says:

    No rest for the undead, ya slacker.

  26. Nick says:

    Why is Adam Ant pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow?

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