Just fucking read the motherfucker his rights already. What could it possibly hurt?

Posted: April 21, 2013 in Body Count, Fuck You Friday, Humanity is a virus, Music nobody listens to

Besides the fee-fees of Huckleberry Closetcase and Grampa Ragey Walnuts?

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  1. It’s the biggest fucking entitled case of having your cake and eating it too. If the answers are so important then ask your question but you don’t get to use it in court. Fuck.

  2. I don’t think you really understand. You think he’s a stupid, scared and seriously wounded 19 year old kid who massively fucked up by following his crazy loser of an older brother. He’s not. He’s Darth Vader meets Hannibal Lector meets the Predator times Lex Luthor with Alien blood running through his veins and able to spray Joker venom from his eyes and call down a Darkseid boomtube whenever he needs it and if we’re not very careful and very unconstitutional the scary muslim spaceships might be here any. second. now.

    You are just so naive.

  3. Related post at LGM.

    Key quote: Among other things, the aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombings is an object lesson in the facts that 1)the Democratic Party isn’t good enough and 2)is so much better than the Republicans that the choice between them isn’t even agonizing.

  4. fish says:

    He’s Darth Vader meets Hannibal Lector meets the Predator times Lex Luthor with Alien blood running through his veins and able to spray Joker venom from his eyes and call down a Darkseid boomtube whenever he needs it and if we’re not very careful and very unconstitutional the scary muslim spaceships might be here any. second. now.

    I would totally watch that.

  5. Before you turn off comments, from here (found at Driftglass’ place) we find out…

    Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been charged in a sealed complaint, and his initial court appearance was conducted today by a federal magistrate judge in his hospital room, a federal court official says.

    “He will not be treated as an enemy combatant. We will process this terrorist through our system of justice,” he [Jay Carney] said.

    Pointing to other terrorists who have been tried and convicted in federal court, he said, “The system has repeatedly proven that it can successfully handle the threat that we continue to face.”

    He also said that US citizens cannot be tried before military commissions. Tsarnaev is a naturalized US citizen. He was sworn in as a citizen in September.

    ‘Bout fucking time.

    I look forward to the continued screeching freakout from the right wing.

    • Huckleberryt Closetcase and Ragey Torture-aficionado McCain, with lapdog Ayotte are apprently preparing the pants-wetting press conferences even now. Like a Gallagher show, the first three rows of seats will be issued tarps.

  6. fish says:

    I was told those kind of shows cost extra.

  7. fish says:

    So fish, I need some advice on shutting down a blog.

    I watch TV now.

  8. Balloon Juice reports that they are indicating that he was read his Miranda rights.

    So, good for that. I am sure it is still somehow an indicator of the Obama’s inherent evil, but bqwthver.

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