Because, well, Zombie…
Two-sentence horror story, eh? Nothing beats the short version of Frederic Brown’s Knock: “The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.”
I get the feeling you didn’t even watch the viddy. Iz bereft..
I’ll see your two sentences and raise you two princes.
All of you are probably in thrall to the Smurfs, who are zombies:
Not only are these dudes seemingly unaware that E.T. was fictional, but also seem to think that blue plastic Smurf toys have a sexual orientation.
Remarkable. And WAY scarier than BBBB’s silly two-line story.
I think they were on quaaludes and looking for an excuse to play with toys.
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