All My Failures

Posted: December 24, 2013 in It's not the heat, it's the humanity, the Self-pity goes to 11, Uncategorized

Well, that went over like a lead balloon. Mythbusterizing notwithstanding, I will probably be AWOL for the rest of this holiday season, in a drunken stupor or with the covers pulled up over my head.

Now to check out return policies, and try to brainstorm a backup strategy. I am not hopeful.

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further:

NOM NOM NOM NOM

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Comments
  1. yeah, the Mountain Goats. All day. Well, as much of the day as I’ve managed to salvage after not seeing a reason to get out of bed for so much of it.

    fixed a cabinet door, for what that’s worth. Deserves a beer, so I fetched some Lakefront Holiday Spice Ale. Only 9.4% alcohol this year, I think that’s down.

  2. also, an annual link to my favorite end-of-year song:

  3. also wik:

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Sounds like somebody’s going on a serious nog bender.

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Heh, brain nog!

  6. mikey says:

    And now it’s McGravitas that’s packing it in.

    Pretty sure we’re not in Kansas anymore…

  7. Nobody likes the banana-eating cat?

  8. herr doktor bimler says:

    Cats inbred to produce deformities for human entertainment just make me sad.

    • zombie rotten mcdonald says:

      Dogs must make you suicidal. But Yeah, that’s why all our animals are always mixed breed rescues.

      It’s the same way I feel about suburbs. Wasteful, ill-conceived, poorly planned, segregationist, and destructive. At least the kitteh got a banana out of the deal.

    • mikey says:

      Damn Straight!

      We need more dense, walkable, multiple-use cats…

  9. fish says:

    That’s hot.

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