Caturday comes early this week:
Courtesy of Blue Gal and the Professional Left! Thanks, you commies.
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Empire Of The Senseless
Solve one problem. Then the next. You solve enough problems, you succeed.
Who said what
And that old time feelin’ goes sneakin’ down the hall,
Like an old gray cat in winter, keepin’ close to the wall…
–Guy Clark
IZZAT SPOSED TO CALM ME DOWN!?!
Cuz piddies!!! Ohhhhh.
Badgers beat a terrible team, while successfully letting up in the fourth. Yay.
Packers play a not-godawful Miami Mahi-Mahi team. Certainly better than the ‘Queens.
Rest of earth? Going to hell, but I’m with sweetie. Ok.
Did I ever tell you about the time I got scabies?
‘Cause it’s a pretty good story. Even better than the time I got crabs from a Nurse named Louisa…
Mrs Spat and Siamese Doodmeister are cuter.
Oh, I am sure.
How much a pound?
Meant for Mikey. FYWP
I too am curious as to how much mikey is per pound…
hey, just watched the Rush biopic AGAIN, and so I will be Bob Noxious about listening to Rush for the immediate future…
Lemma: All
horsescats are the same color.Proof (by induction):
Case n = 1: In a set with only one
horsecat, it is obvious that allhorsesin that set are the same color.Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1
horsescats. Pull one of thesehorsescats out of the set, so that you have khorses</strike cats. Suppose that all of thesehorsescats are the same color. Now put back thehorsecat that you took out, and pull out a different one. Suppose that all of the khorsescats now in the set are the same color. Then the set of k+1horsescats are all the same color. We have k true => k+1 true; therefore allhorsescats are the same color.FYWP I WASN’T DONE!
Lemma: All
horsescats are the same color.Proof (by induction):
Case n = 1: In a set with only one
horsecat, it is obvious that allhorsescats in that set are the same color.Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1
horsescats. Pull one of thesehorsescats out of the set, so that you have khorsescats. Suppose that all of thesehorsescats are the same color. Now put back thehorsecat that you took out, and pull out a different one. Suppose that all of the khorsescats now in the set are the same color. Then the set of k+1horsescats are all the same color. We have k true => k+1 true; therefore allhorsescats are the same color.I don’t see how anyone can argue with that…
Lemme find some booze and try…
“Howard Johnson is right!”
I was told there’d be booze…
I had no idea that cats eat exactly the same way snakes do.
If I had another cat, I would make a Cat Centipede…