Posted: January 19, 2015 in Fuck You Friday, It's not the heat, it's the humanity, Shovels

after dominating the entire game, the Packers had a couple of breakdowns and some stupid bad luck that tossed the overtime to the SeaChickens.

Well, at least they didn’t need incompetent refs this time around.

So, the Bradys and the Seachickens in the Stuper Bowl.  A friend will be having a party, for which I will be preparing the traditional jambalaya.  And we will be hoping that the halftime entertainment will explode and take them all out.


  1. really, like Seattle and Old England need to be in the super blow again. Sheesh. i am likely to pre-game with meth.

  2. M. Bouffant says:

    If the Pooptriots deflated the balls, does Indianapolis play Seattle? If not, the game is now a battle for justice against the Evil Pat Empire.

    And c’mon, winning the big bowl & getting back the next yr. doesn’t happen that often. Give my junior & senior high classmate Paul Allen some credit for lucking into money & buying the team!!

    • Paul Allen! Never paid his due for helping to inflict Windows on the World! ANOTHER thing he must be made to pay for!

      Man, talking about “lucking in”. Both partnering with Gates and having his team-bomination win that game. LUCK!

  3. No team is ever out of the game when Dom Capers is coaching defense. Add in SO FUCKING MANY MENTAL ERRORS (Clinton-Dix not defending the two-point conversion may have been the game, Bostwick notwithstanding).

    Crap. Crap and crap. The fact that Lynch is that good? Shit. The goddamn stupid fake field goal. We had drops. After establishing the running game, we told it to fuck off. Crap.

    And Flo from progressive needs to be hit by a flying cow.

    • I think I agree with the trollers at LGM that McCarthy shares a good part of the blame. Not going for it on 4th and 1 TWICE on the goal line, when you’ve got Rodgers and Lacy in your arsenal is just …awful coaching.

      • Worse than awful, it’s too fucking cautious for the game that decides the year, probably the real super bowl, fucken sie das hoodied satan, NE’s not that good and is likely to be humiliated.

        I heard Rodgers voiced some concerns about overly cautious play-calling on both sides of the ball. I am not a fan of locker drama unless it’s called for, and this time it’s damn well called for.

        I note Capers is not yet collecting unemployment…

  4. I will watch the superbowl merely to watch Brady, Bellechick and their assorted thugs and mercenaries pick apart the vaunted Seattle defense and reduce the Wilson/Lynch offense to sobbing jelly. And then I will solemnly turn off the teevee, and look to see how many dark, empty days until baseball…

  5. Bigby's Lubed Fist says:

    You, uh, got a recipe for that jamalaya?

  6. Landru says:

    I know that you have come to expect me to say horrible things about your team. Not this time. I was with you all the way, just this once (two weeks in a row, actually), and I was mortified at the collapse and the outcome. Sorry, dood. I thought y’all deserved much better.

  7. fish says:

    That was shocking. Truly shocking. It was also irritating to hear Seattle talking about overcoming adversity when adversity is a ball bouncing off the head of a GB player on an onside kick. Dudes should have been saying “man we stole that one, but we will take it…”

    And Mikey is a smart man, it would definitely be fun to see the Patriots pick apart Seattle’s defense because Pete Carroll.

  8. fish says:

    It is easy to be nice when YOU ARE WINNING!!!

Go ahead, tell me how I fucked up this time.

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