Heavy Metal, Black and Silver

Posted: May 17, 2015 in Fridge Note, Shovels

Now that I am between construction teams, perhaps I need to apply:

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  1. Mikey Hemlok says:

    BarcaLounger. Burgundy Naugahyde. Three recline modes. Heat and Massage. Motorized – maybe a 75HP snowmobile engine, drive train and tractor treads, with some kind of variable clutch system for using the treads to steer. Swing down steel arm for laptop, along with a few lead acid storage batteries. Ice bucket and Sailor Jerry’s storage compartment. Cupholder.

  2. herr doktor bimler says:

    Also, lightning bolts.

  3. Also and piffle. Treads are too hard to maneuver on carpet and tend to destroy the finish. Go with swerve drive, or, if you have money constraints, Mecanum. However, if you had already budgeted for treads, swerve drive will probably be at least comparable.

    Also, please note that Adam included drawers underneath. He used them for his Hero Prop collection, but they are perfectly suitable for liquor storage….

    FURTHERMORE please note that Mr. Savage integrated many different functions into the operational aspects of his Hero Chair, and that converting them to lasers, poop guns, or other general badassery mainly involves plug and play. AND since it is Arduino-adjacent based, programming is a SNAPPEROONIE.

  4. Mikey Hemlok says:

    Treads are too hard to maneuver on carpet and tend to destroy the finish

    Feature, not bug…

  5. I’ll sit in a fucking Target plastic andirondack chair if I get torpedo controls. And a cupholder. Big cupholder. 32 oz min.

    Treads are too hard to maneuver on carpet and tend to destroy the finish. That, and animal hair, is the reason FSM invented hardwood.

  6. How about a Dalek scooter?

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