Hey, how y’all doing? I say y’all because I saw the Clash of the South, Drive By Truckers, with wife sublime and still hain’t settled down. The hit the stage under the strains of “Know Your Rights”, the keyboardist had a Black Lives Matter banner, and the spent time talking about the stupid airport bans and cheered on JOHN FUCKING LEWIS…this is rebel music, baby, this is the south finding a real voice.
BUT. Let’s also talk about stupid southern shit. Someone yelled out “Freebird” and the band said FUCK YOU and then included an additional fuck you in the lyrics to the next song. AND. No one on stage was wearing a stupid cowboy hat, and nobody had confederate flags.
You know who NEVER avoids the opportunity to wear a big stupid cowboy hat? You know who loves to ride a horse in the streets that do not really accommodate horses anymore? You know who likes to have fun decorating his semi-fascist uniform with medals he invents?
Yeah, it is Fox News favorite wingnut black guy insane sheriff who was elected by white suburbanites, since he was one of the ‘Good ones’. Yes, it is Sheriff David Clarke, poster boy for the beard color product.
Here’s the thing about Clarke. He rode into office on the Scott Walker Racism wave, and he was One Of The Good Ones. He was installed as Milwaukee County Sheriff, which is a very limited office. That was not to his aggrandized opinion of himself, so he started to decorate his uniform with ridiculous and made-up medals and awards. And then he started coloring his stupid wingnut face mullet….
Let’s keep in view that as County Sheriff in Milwaukee, he has not so many duties. He has to oversee the freeways in the county, and the jail that puts people on ice until they get sent otherwhere. That’s pretty much it.
So, yea, cutting to the chase. The overseeing of this asshole, and at least four people died included a fetus ARE YOU CLAIMING TO BE PRO LIFE, SHITWIPE?
Since then, he has not only used county officers to harass a person that just give him MILD shit about wearing Cowboys gear on a Packers flight, but ASSHOLE followed up with threats on official venues.
So, when fuckface is not spending time on Fox News talking shit about black people, and being bitter that his angling for being the token black lunatic on the Trump Circus Car, he has been watching that even the Walker-sucking Journal-Sentinel has said his polling for re-election is Not Likely, against any person that does not have felony convictions.
So, he decides that his only Wingnut Gravy Train os to move up to the fucking Congress. And so, since Plastic Man RonJon is an automatically reliable vote for every horrible thing the Republicans ever dream, he imagines the only target is Tammy Baldwin. And they launch the run by having third party insane fuckers attack her for her sexuality.
Let me tell you how stupid that is. Her prior elections,lacal and statewide, she came out and has been openly gay for years. She has been so effective as a legislator, that my parents, who prior to their deaths were vocally not comfortable with gays or minorities, still voted for her in state offices and national offices.
Stupid ass Fake Cowboy Clarke is an idiot and a hateful bully. He is trying to build off of Fox Not-news because his job is otherwise gong to result in his ouster. But he is trying to move into a senate spot because he’s hoping racists in the out-state Wisconsin will vote for a black racist in favor of a white woman lesbian with a great track record.
Perhaps he can get a job as a cowboy. He has the hats.