I have a mouse in my office. Well, to be fair, where there is one there is more than one, so mice. Meeses.
I guess that’s what happens when a pub occupies the ground floor space in a downtown location, especially near the River. I guess she didn’t look big enough to be a rat….
So, for me, the question becomes, do I name her and put food out, or go for eviction with extreme prejudice?
I’d take the opportunity to try out my trapping skillz. A couple of deadfalls, a couple of snares, a few one-way traps build from bottles – Make a game out of it…
I think I will go with evicting her with EXTREME Prejudice. My bloodthirsty side coming out, but seriously when you see that lil fucker scamper on a late night work session….well, it’s just good that I’ve good cardiologists. Maybe I’ll make a counting game of it, like the Count from Sesame Street. “One! One disease carrying scavenger! Two! Two disease carrying scavengers! Bwah-hah-hah!”