All In A Mouse’s Night

Posted: July 18, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

I have a mouse in my office.  Well, to be fair, where there is one there is more than one, so mice.  Meeses.

I guess that’s what happens when a pub occupies the ground floor space in a downtown location, especially near the River.  I guess she didn’t look big enough to be a rat….

So, for me, the question becomes, do I name her and put food out, or go for eviction with extreme prejudice?

Comments
  1. Mikey Hemlok says:

    I’d take the opportunity to try out my trapping skillz. A couple of deadfalls, a couple of snares, a few one-way traps build from bottles – Make a game out of it…

    • I think I will go with evicting her with EXTREME Prejudice. My bloodthirsty side coming out, but seriously when you see that lil fucker scamper on a late night work session….well, it’s just good that I’ve good cardiologists. Maybe I’ll make a counting game of it, like the Count from Sesame Street. “One! One disease carrying scavenger! Two! Two disease carrying scavengers! Bwah-hah-hah!”

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