People who’ve read this blog, may remember that I am not especially fond of ex-Governor Scott Walker, who I prefer to call Turdwaffle. In fact, he often featured in my long-running feature, Fuck You Friday (to which we happily welcome guest-effer Congressperson Rashida Tlaib).
We often talked about his scant acquaintanceship with the truth, as well as his long running efforts to fuck over Milwaukee.
Which makes this news all the more inexplicable and enraging.
People on The Milwaukee reddit predict much food being thrown at him, and plentiful servings of Snotchos being served to him (don’t accept an offer to dine out with him).
The current County Executive, Chris Abele, has been living in a luxury condo on the same block as my office (and with a view of the Bucks Arena, which Turd-boy supported) and Abele has just bought a massive mansion on the North Shore (Narrator: Abele is independently wealthy). Which makes me wonder if I will be seeing Turdwaffle around my neighborhood. I cannot decide whether this makes me nauseous, blind with rage, or excited to be able to yell and spit at him in person.
It should also be pointed out that he is already starting the next fucking run at elected office. I will point out that he fucking said, he would only run for two terms (Narrator: he lied) and that he would step down if he didn’t succeed in his promise of 250,000 new jobs in his first term (Narrator: he lied).
Why wouldn’t he take his fucking empty ball sack and enlarging Shiny Bald Spot out to Waukesha (now and forever known as That Fucking Walkersha), where they love him for the way he fucks up the minorities and supposedly makes the Libruls cry (Narrator: He doesn’t make Liberals cry). It has already been said that the only place in Wisconsin that might provide less Turd-welcome than Milwaukee would be Madison.
I guess it makes little surprise, considering that he is angling for his next Koch-funded and Koch-directed elected position (Narrator: he’s never held a real job), that he intends to move to the economic engine of the State, where much of the corporate power and the truly wealthy fuckers live.
I am not yet inclined to re-initialize the FYF (it was very draining to channel that much rage every week). But it seems likely that with new Democrats running the State and House of Representatives, I would like to at least re-animate this crappy old blog. You know, like a zombie or something.
Meanwhile, this is my farewell (and Welcome to Milwaukee) song for Turdwaffle:
Empire Of The Senseless 