I am both insulted and gratified at today’s search term:
“be nice to your fat friend zombie”
Thanks! I hate you!
Empire Of The Senseless
Solve one problem. Then the next. You solve enough problems, you succeed.
Who said what
Oregon Beer Snob on I Have Been To Heaven and… zombierottenmcdonald on I Have Been To Heaven and… Oregon Beer Snob on I Have Been To Heaven and… Oregon Beer Snob on Hard to be Human Again zombierottenmcdonald on Oblivion Mistah Charley on Working Man Mistah Charley on Hard to be Human Again
Empire Of The Senseless 
OK, wtf is with the snowflakes on the website? From a Zombie? Figured you for a scrooge-type, like me when it comes to Xmas and all that commercial shit. 😉
Those are orbs, Dusty.
😉
Apparently, you’ve been indulging on too many pre-Xmas brains.
You’d better cut back Mister!
((Hugs))
Laura
Those are orbs, Dusty. No Way! They are ugly little floaty white things! Orbs are dark and foreboding Thunder!
Note that falling snow deadens (heh) sound making it even easier for teh undead to stalk their prey.
Note that falling snow deadens (heh) sound making it even easier for teh undead to stalk their prey. Well, that must explain it dear man, but it’s a lame-ass excuse nonetheless. 😉
Needs moar snow.
I agree. Needs moar snow… and some Vince Guaraldi.
would you settle for some freezing rain and Ronnie James Dio singin “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”?
Would you believe some cat dander and Hasselhoff?
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How about a crumbled Wint-O-Green Certs and a greeting card that plays “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” in MIDI?
and some Vince Guaraldi. NOOOOOOOOOO! Not Vinny G too! 😉
Would you believe some cat dander and Hasselhoff? Ok, that I can handle Thunder, gracias dude.
And his body rolls over
Crushed from the shoulder